Well it's that time again, folks! Rusty Russellson here reporting live from My Computer. The crowd is getting ready for what promises to be an exciting series of matches in the most esteemed and prized tournament in tournament history. Yes it's the veritable Olympics of Olympus, the something of something else, the Big Jimmy.
Yes, after a season filled with excitement, daring, surprise, and a touch of controversy, the Russell Cup Invitational returns for yet another season and fans are lining up to get a glimpse of The Action. Some fans are confused as to why organizers are trying to achieve the impossible. Earlier today, a fan was heard voicing his Opinion. “…but why should there even BE another Russell Cup? How can anything possibly Top the first one?”, he said.
Anticipating this problem, officials have decided to double up on everything this season with a solution as brilliant as it is shocking. We're about to see teams of two, yes TWO duke it out for the title of Winner of the Russell Cup Invitational Season 2 and the Ultimate Prize of bragging rights.
What does this mean? Every contestant will be paired with every other contestant in a wild frenzy of star-crafting action. Individual competitors, titans in their own right, will band together for the Common Good, but mostly for points. Truces will be forged only to be shattered a single jaw-dropping game later as alliances shift, leaving trust in tatters as the teams are shuffled once more. Diplomacy and intrigue at its finest, folks! Victory means points, defeat is not an option!
Which teams have what it takes to Reach the Grand Finals and compete for the Ultimate Prize?
Russell Cup organizers are doubling up on everything this season.